One of the things I've learned in Mexico is that I'm really bad at "blogging." This is most likely due to a combination of bad memory, procrastination, and a few too many tequila shots with my amigos. However, fortunately, realizing that I lack blogging skills is not the only thing I've learned here. Here's my list of newly-acquired knowledge:
1. I don't know Spanish.
2. If you don't know Spanish, you shouldn't pretend like you do, or else you will end up ordering something that will give you heartburn for a week.
3. Mexicans rarely think food is spicy...so if a Mexican tells you that something is "picante," then it will most likely make you yell, cry, throw up, or a combination of the three.
4. When attempting to buy new underwear, do not purchase it at the supermarket. If you have no other choice, do not assume you know how the sizes work. I did this and ended up with a pair of underwear that I'm considering turning into a parachute.
5. There is no such thing as a nicely paved road. If you are fond of walking, be prepared to sprain an ankle or fall into a large, unexpected hole.
6. If you want to go to Veracruz for Carnaval, expect to be the minority. Unless you're a tranny.
7. After 3 tequila shots, 2 coke & rums, and a beer, stop accepting drinks at a family party.
8. Mexico is a great place to learn about wildlife. Especially insects. Extremely large insects. That jump. And make noise. And live under your bed.
9. There are a countless number of ways to use the verb "chingar," none of which should be used in front of your family.
10. A weekend diet of beer and tacos makes you fat.
So there you have it.
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You're not going to believe it, but except for the spanish problem, in Oaxaca (a place you must go with you friends -MAZUNTE-)i have the exactly same troubles...it was so funny!!! been attacked by fleas in my own bed!!
ReplyDeleteI like you blog! it's sooo...sincere jejeje
atte. me i mean Mónica C. Palma Rivera